Tähtimuna

robuttsmakebuzzyhappy replied to your post:Megatron reading out erotic poetry

He just belts out that prose and people listen entranced as he goes on to talk about how hed gently fuck them and whatnot, savoring the moment. I bet you he’d end up reading his poems for money, what with how much people end up enjoying hearing him.

if you want a sparkmate, i’ll do anything you ask me to
and if you want another kind of love
i’ll wear a mask for you
if you want a partner, take my hand
or if you want to strike me down in anger
here i stand
i’m your mech

and if you want a doctor, i’ll examine every inch of you
if you want a driver, climb inside
or if you want to take me for a ride
you know you can
i’m your mech

but a mech never got another back, not by begging on his knees
or i’d crawl to you baby and i’d fall at your pedes
and i’d howl at your beauty
like a seeker in heat
and i’d claw at your spark
and i’d tear at your sheet
i’d say please, please
i’m your mech

AKA wHAT INSPIRED ME TO DO THAT POST IN THE FIRST PLACE. This was tweaked from this by my friend who I don’t know if they want to be mentioned but I will if they do. 

I just. Fuck I’m gay for Megatron.

Megatron reading out erotic poetry

teleconnect:

Imagine if I wrote a story and it got popular but then people started shipping the two characters I do not want to be seen as being in a sexual relationship and I’m powerless to stop it :|

randomnesstothemostextreme:

undefined-thought:

Beer Floating otherwise known as Kaljakellunta in Finnish, is a beer drinking event in Helsinki, Finland where people go down a river in anything that floats and get wasted. I Need to fucking go to this shit.

When’s the next one? I’m so there

Yeah please no. The drowning rates already hike up around midsummer because Finnish people just love to drink and swim/sail. In this event the environment suffers, people’s livers suffer, society suffers because of encouragement of drinking (it’s a real fucking problem), and some people can die here because of getting under the boats.

randomnesstothemostextreme:

undefined-thought:

Beer Floating otherwise known as Kaljakellunta in Finnish, is a beer drinking event in Helsinki, Finland where people go down a river in anything that floats and get wasted. I Need to fucking go to this shit.

When’s the next one? I’m so there

Yeah please no. The drowning rates already hike up around midsummer because Finnish people just love to drink and swim/sail. In this event the environment suffers, people’s livers suffer, society suffers because of encouragement of drinking (it’s a real fucking problem), and some people can die here because of getting under the boats.

Biting wingtips more like wHY ARe YOU DOING THIS?

Like they’re described as SO freaking sensitive most of the time. Also that sensitivity actually makes sense, jets have radars stored there and some Seeker headcanons also locate other sensors in the wingtips.

In several gods’ names please don’t bite wingtips if the recipient isn’t legit into pain.

shokkuwebu:



baiku submitted:


Look at this flier flyer I found floating around in Iacon!

ABSOLUTELY THO. OH MY GOD THIS IS CUTE.
BEST KID!!! BEST KID!!!

Overlord is number 2 because he is a good rebel kid who also wants to get rid of dad

shokkuwebu:

Look at this flier flyer I found floating around in Iacon!

ABSOLUTELY THO. OH MY GOD THIS IS CUTE.

BEST KID!!! BEST KID!!!

Overlord is number 2 because he is a good rebel kid who also wants to get rid of dad

officialpharma:

kay so my friend and i came up with brilliant idea of replacing the part of any bot’s name that has a ‘b’ in it with butt and i can’t stop laughing

Outbutt, Laserbutt, windbutt, Ratbutt, Buttstorm…

I like Laserbutt

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

Bird type is not a real type

sweaterbot:

im bored so 

any tf fan that reblogs this will get a rlly badly drawn pic of their fave character

(put fave in tags)

My 200th follower is a porn blog! THIS IS VERY FITTING.

Gosh I’m happy how has this night evolved to be so great?